I'm not really an awkward person. But throw me into an awkward situation and suddenly I have the stomach flu and would rather fall flat on my face and die. So do you want to know what turns out to be really great? The stories that come from awkward things that happen to me. I say they make me happy, some say pathetic, others are just pumped to listen to them (I'm talking to you, faithful blog followers...aka all whopping three of you).
Let's take it back to this summer.
I was working 50+ hours a week at an internship in Salt Lake. And you know what?
It was really hard. So I thought to myself...what better way to relieve stress than go for a swim. I was also doing a one week crash course triathlon training so I figured I had better swim at least once before the triathlon that was in two days. Point A in my story being that I'm a fool because I decided to do an Olympic distance triathlon with absolutely no training. I'm pretty sure I hadn't even worked out in a few weeks.
ANYWAYS. Let's get on with it...
I went to a rec center in Salt Lake that I hadn't been to in years. I have irrational fears of going into new places. I'm going to get lost, I don't know what I'm doing, and people will judge me. Okay that's extremely dramatic...and I'm actually fine going places by myself, but you get the point.
I see a sign directing me to the women's locker room that looked a little something like this.
So obviously my natural response is to go left into the first door, right? WRONG.
I walked into the "girls" locker room and started digging through my stuff to find my swimsuit. A boy that had to be around 12 walked past with an extremely weird look on his face and all I could think was "Geez, he's a little bit old to be in a women's locker room," but I kept on digging.
I started lifting up my dress to begin changing, but then decided I needed a quick potty break. I began exploring the locker room to find a bathroom and stumbled across the shower area, where I saw a REALLY FIT NAKED OLD MAN SHOWERING. I stood there in shock because I didn't know what was happening. You better believe I had to do a double take (this extra peek gave me full view of a really fit nicely tanned body & bum...too far?). But I mean... props to the old guy for being in such great shape.
I promise you I've never ran out of anywhere with more speed in my entire life. I bolted out of the door (obviously "playing" on my phone to avoid eye contact with people) and around the corner into the safe haven of the women's locker room.
Point B of my story: when an arrow looks like the above image...it actually means go a little bit further down the hallway and THEN to your left. I usually try my hardest not to get awkward about things...but it was bad you guys, REAL bad.
But, on the bright side I finished the triathlon without dying. And actually did it in under 3 hours. Call me crazy but I actually loved doing it.
I wasn't dead...but I sure was tired. Flattering, right?
Here's to the awkward situations that happen in life. Just embrace it. They're bound to happen. And also, remember to train for triathlons.
xoxo