All I do is [not] win

Let me tell you a little something about my ticket history.

It's endless.

My first run in with "the law" started in high school when I got 4 parking tickets in one week. FOUR. Like sorry I was late to class/think I'm too good to park in stalls/don't know rules.

Then came college.

Parking is a nightmare here. So obviously it's inevitable, right? First came the parking tickets, then came the boots on my car, then came more parking tickets. I can't win, I tell ya. 

Sorry, yes Officer I do have like six unpaid parking tickets and no, I do not plan on paying them anytime soon because I've already paid too many & I think I'm better than that and I don't want the city to have my money/could buy some really great clothes instead so yes I'm laying low. Wanna fight?

And Logan City...can ya fix your 3 hour parking rule? It's killing me. Kthxbye.

Oh and I promise I'll register my car soon.

xoxo